For the most part I am not a risk averse person, and I also believe most rules needed to be tested broken stretched and rewritten (this does not apply to laws established by government and basic human kindness.)  I have come to realize by not establishing or breaking plenty of rules, in the end I am still single.  I know it just seems like a game is being played, maybe a little, but I need it to just slow down a bit.  So this year I am going to be more obedient.

DatingandDior Dating Rules

1. Less availability

I am busy, I run a t-shirt line, I am pursuing my MBA, and I am always on a coffee run.  I will no longer push things aside and make room for you, you fit in where you fit in.

2. Stop texting, emailing, or responding immediately

I know the rule is to respond in however long it takes for a guy to respond to you.  He responds to a text 2 days later, you respond to a text 2 days later, but I always say I will respond now and get it over with.  No more.  Time is a tricky thing, and I will play the response time game.

3. Two hour date maximum

For a person who hates running long distance, I sure do love some 3-5 hour dating marathons.  This is way to long.  Sometimes they are fun but most of the time they turn tedious.  I need to know about you in a couple dates not via over night shipping.

4. Two drink maximum

Most of you know I can drink with the fishes.  Am I an alcoholic, nope.  I just have a higher tolerance for the good stuff except whiskey two glass max or tequila one shot max.  I will reconsider it to one drink in a two hour period, but depends on who is paying.

5.  No more new outfits for a new date.

I have an overfilled closet with fabulous wears.  I wear one outfit on a date and it never sees the light of day again.  I a not spending any money for two hours.  Since summer is upon us and my hair does not know how to be straight in the summer, no more blowouts either.  I do love my mani-pedis though so that will not change.

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